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  Prevent zombies by writing ‘YOLO’ on tombstones       David Cameron Sacrifices Human To Mystical Sun God To Ease Flooding The Prime Minister has revealed his new tactic to dealing with...

WesternLie – January 29th, 2014 I have an offshore bank account. It’s the ocean. I literally throw money into the ocean UKIP Councillor Thinks For A Second Before Speaking “You see, the...

The American healthcare system is literally retail therapy   “Blame Immigrants” Says Homo-Sapien Descended From 100,000 Years Of Immigration A human being is leading a tirade against immigration,...

Disclaimer: Will Smith is a pretty good actor, right? Government Reluctantly Accepts ‘Floor is Lava’ Petition The government’s promise to accept any petition as law backfired this week, as it regretfully...

Disclaimer: Just ignore this. Censorship of Media “F***ing ridiculous” The editor of a leading British newspaper has told us that decency guidelines are “absolute ****” and the...

Disclaimer: None of this happened. Lad Culture ‘Really Cool’ Says Massive Scumbag Piece of Trash An informal poll has revealed that ‘lad culture’ is becoming increasingly popular among...

Disclaimer: None of this is real.   9am Lecture Will ‘Definitely’ Be Attended, Says One Student A single student has confirmed that they will ‘absolutely’ be attending lectures scheduled for 9am. “Sure,...