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Government Reluctantly Accepts ‘Floor is Lava’ Petition
The government’s promise to accept any petition as law backfired this week, as it regretfully...
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9am Lecture Will ‘Definitely’ Be Attended, Says One Student
A single student has confirmed that they will ‘absolutely’ be attending lectures scheduled for 9am.