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This week is all change. To work with this theme, I’ve decided to try something new this week. My second excuse is that it’s Chinese New Year. As I’m struggling to keep up with my currently-crazy...

The number 13 is renowned for being unlucky. Combined with several bad times this week, I have found myself lacking inspiration for this entry. January is a bad month for many reasons, and as queen of...

So, 2013 is a wrap. On the subject of rap-songs, I learnt that my mother knows the entire lyrics to Charmaine by Plan B; whilst this is worrying, I am grateful for my inherited ability in this. My final...

I have emerged from extortionate amounts of tinsel and chocolate to wrap up this column for the holiday. Using the excuse to watch many rom-coms (which I obviously avoid outside of the festive period)...

With Christmas approaching fast, finding an advent calendar was ‘challenge of the week.’ We soon discovered, under the conditions of a buy-two-get-one-free deal, that it’s almost impossible to impulse-eat...

  Whilst writing this column, I managed to burn rice (how), splash boiling water everywhere and get the pan stuck to the worktop. My flat-mate scraped the burn away to reveal actual wood; that rumor...

Looking at my tweets over the past week, I appear to moan quite a bit. Well, that and rate the cast of Made in Chelsea against each other (Andy > Spencer > Jamie, sorry.) What else is a girl to do...

Last Friday was judgement day. I had to sit my test for graduate school, and my car had to sit an M.O.T. Although my car failed, I passed. With 152 for verbal, 148 for maths and a daily £3 bus fare,...

…there was a princess. She lived at the top of a tall tower surrounded by thorns, roses and road-works. Education occupied her daily life from the age of five to 18, and as she sat on her throne with...

So today, as I contemplated topics to write this week’s column about whilst driving to university, I noticed a sign on the back of somebody’s yellow car. “I’m a witch, deal with it.” I realized...