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The earth is probably the best planet in the world Bristol Water Slide Creators Forget To Mention Giant Pool Of Man-Eating Sharks The creators behind Bristol’s 90 metre-long water-slide have accidentally...

If all dogs go to heaven, what incentive does a dog have to lead a peaceful & virtuous life Kim Jong-Un Wins Every Position in SU Election The Supreme Leader of North Korea has won every single post...

I’m self-conscious in the sense that I am very conscious that my self is awesome Bus Survey Reveals Users Want ‘Sicker Jumps’ UWE’s public transport survey has shown that the majority...

  Prevent zombies by writing ‘YOLO’ on tombstones       David Cameron Sacrifices Human To Mystical Sun God To Ease Flooding The Prime Minister has revealed his new tactic to dealing with...

WesternLie – January 29th, 2014 I have an offshore bank account. It’s the ocean. I literally throw money into the ocean UKIP Councillor Thinks For A Second Before Speaking “You see, the...

The American healthcare system is literally retail therapy   “Blame Immigrants” Says Homo-Sapien Descended From 100,000 Years Of Immigration A human being is leading a tirade against immigration,...

Disclaimer: Burgers are just meat sandwiches with fancier names UWE Hosts “Legs Fair” The University has been criticized for hosting a controversial legs fair on one of its campuses. Critics...

Disclaimer: Apparently you can’t upload nudes to LinkedIn. Nobody told me. Jungle Celebrities Starve to Death After Failing Every Task The entire cast of I’m A Celebrity died last night, after...

Disclaimer: Will Smith is a pretty good actor, right? Government Reluctantly Accepts ‘Floor is Lava’ Petition The government’s promise to accept any petition as law backfired this week, as it regretfully...

Disclaimer: You know the deal. Man Refuses to Take Off ‘Weird, Creepy Guy’ Costume Halloween ended last week, but local man Greg Douglas is still insisting on wearing his seasonal outfit. I visited...